I have a confession to make. OK, more than one confession. I MAY have omitted certain details from the Vegas post to save face. Hear a girl out, growing up as a millennial, I was taught to be skeptical about what I put online. These days’ young girls are posting just about everything on Tik … Continue reading Re-visiting my trip to Vegas, again…

2 weeks ago I turned 24. I had an amazing birthday celebration which is shocking because I rarely have those. Amazing celebrations, I mean. I usually dread my birthday and this has been on-going ever since I was a toddler. My parents have a picture of me at my fourth birthday party where I am … Continue reading What I’ve Learned the Past 24 years

*sigh* Where to begin. In fifth grade I was friends with a pretty blonde, Jen McConnell. Jen was bubbly, sporting Abercrombie clothing and low cut shirts. Early into the year, Jen warned our friend Cathy and I how she was now popular so she probably wouldn't be able to hang out with us often. Throughout … Continue reading Acne and people freaking suck

There’s a part two?? I promised there would be another part over half a year ago. Sure, I’m slow to the uptake, but I deliver. Eventually. I should make that an additional bullet on my resume.  SKILLS Construct innovative ideas in order to successfully consume time Produce outcome with reduced effort resulting in moderate results … Continue reading Japan 2: Graveyard visits, Deer kicking, Bathing

If it wasn’t apparent before, I am a klutz. Not only do I manage to occasionally trip over nothing, but my klutziness affects others within my vicinity. And unlucky for me, there is no government assistance for this bout of overall awkwardness that is not only a danger to myself, but others as well. In … Continue reading Awkward Romantic

Ha! You thought this will tell you how to get over a break-up? Jokes on you, because no advice in the world can prepare you for that emotional damage. However, since I’m feeling generous, I’ll impart some wisdom on how I handle break-ups. *Let's make this a sad drinking game! Take a shot every time … Continue reading How to Get Over a Break-Up

  I don’t like to describe myself as a cat lady given that financially owning more than one cat is not within my budget. I’ve been on the precipice of writing this post for a while until it dawned on me that I am in fact my stereotype. My main moment of realization was during … Continue reading My Cat is an Asshole and That’s Why I Love Him

That was click-bait. I wanted to title this, “What Happens in Vegas Does Not Stay in Vegas” but that sounded like an STD ad more than anything. The other weekend I took a group trip to Las Vegas, Nevada. Home of casinos, strippers, buffets, scorching heat, everything I expected to be experienced was experienced. In … Continue reading My Boyfriend Can Never Find Out About Vegas

While I’m in the works of dealing with the rest of this website, I decided it’s about time I write another post. And instead of a story, I decided to talk about the stupid shit I used to believe. Well, believed because of my ignorance on the topic. My senior year of high school, I … Continue reading Stupid Stuff to Believe as a Teen

*According to CoSchedule my titles suck and lack searchable keywords. Sure I have the time to come up with 10 different titles, but it comes down to the zero fucks I now give. The summer before my Junior year in college I went on a roadtrip with 5 other people to the Grand Canyon. This … Continue reading That time I ruined a date and lost all dignity.