*According to CoSchedule my titles suck and lack searchable keywords. Sure I have the time to come up with 10 different titles, but it comes down to the zero fucks I now give. The summer before my Junior year in college I went on a roadtrip with 5 other people to the Grand Canyon. This … Continue reading That time I ruined a date and lost all dignity.
When I was younger, younger being two years ago, my dad came to me with a genuine concern. “Why are your relationships so short? At your age that’s not a good sign.” I’m not positive what the standard relationship length for a 21 year old is, but I’m assuming averaging three months is not a … Continue reading Getting screwed over on Snapchat: One of three idiotic tales
Growing up in an Asian household meant I had to adhere to several stereotypes. Get good grades, extra math homework on weekends, know how to play the piano and learn the violin, Suzuki method. Learning the piano was heavily emphasized as both my mom and grandma were music teachers, filling my Saturday afternoons with dull … Continue reading Cello Teachers: Towing the line of right and the heck
In case this was never brought up, which I’m sure it has been, I am half Japanese and half Caucasian. Since everyone likes to ask, my mom is the one who is Japanese. Straight from Japan. Shipping not included. Therefore, I found myself hopping on a 12-hour plane ride several times in my life to … Continue reading Japan Part 1: Shrines, toilets and much more
More often than not I put my foot in my mouth. And more often than not I leave the situation looking like an ass. Over the years, I’ve begun to understand why my parents would look at each other and argue who I take after most. In many instances of life, I have two words … Continue reading I need to shut up.
I remember that early afternoon. It was the middle of summer, the sun shined overhead as my dad ran into the house. “Girls, I have something to show you!” My sister and I ran downstairs where he gestured us to follow him outside. As it turns out, while mowing the lawn, my dad went over … Continue reading The Birds
*To make this piece more entertaining, take a shot every time I mention the word “date” So dates aren’t my forte. It’s not that I’m opposed to going on dates, it’s just that my first impression with someone on a date ends up less than favorable. After getting out of my last relationship, I … Continue reading The Tale of Three Horrible Fall Dates
Hello, my name is Terra Williams and I have bad luck. It’s not that I have bad luck in everything, I just repeatedly find myself on the shit end with certain situations. In my defense, these problems wouldn’t have arisen if it weren’t for assholes and as a millennial I am entitled to blame others … Continue reading Hello, my name is Terra